Broom, broom! Parp, parp! EU mandates more noise pollution

In the early days of the horseless carriage, the Locomotive Act required such vehicles to be preceded by a man with a red flag. Safety first, after all.

The flag-man is back, but now must shout “Broom, broom! Parp, parp!” at pedestrians.

Read and rejoice at the acoustic coddling, here.

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