If you want to get ahead, get a hat.
…as we’ve been saying since, apparently, 1934.
My own interest in hats has grown in inverse proportion to the growth of my hair. The first autumn rain pelting your near-naked scalp, or the dry, shrinking sensation of hot, summer sun on parts you previously supposed to be thatched will do that to a chap.
Thankfully, the Grey Fox has a guide.

Title image: the Bowie Fedora from Lock Hatters