Some phrases should simply be outlawed, either on the grounds of inelegance or self-harm.

“Have a nice rest of your day!” – Where did this ugly mash-up come from? On the lips of baristas and service staff, everywhere. “Have a nice day!” perhaps, or “Enjoy the rest of your day!” that’s nice, but the combination?? The English language brutalised.

“Above my pay grade” – Just no! In a pithy little phrase, you announce your complete lack of ability, relevance and aspiration.

“The higher-ups” – This manages to both brutalise the language and declare your insignificant status.

“I’m rubbish at maths” – A favourite of TV and radio presenters across the land. You have no aptitude for mathematics, nor have you much command of the language. More to the point, why is it acceptable to take pride in your innumeracy?

There are many more, but I just needed to vent.

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